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DJ Times Int’l DJ Expo XX

DJ Times DJ Expo XX

After 2 decades, this exposition continues to build momentum, propelling the DJ Entertainment industry into a recognized professional category of talented, passion driven entrepreneurs.

This year’s edition featured some of the greatest talents in the industry sharing their secrets to success!

Held in Atlantic City New Jersey’s Trump Taj Mahal, this year’s Expo heralded in Day One as the largest attended opening day in its 20 year history.

Once again, The New Jersey Disc Jockey Network members played key roles throughout the 4 day exposition.

Day One presented 7, yes 7 great content – filled seminars! These seminars cover contemporary topics relative to MCs, Gear, Presentation, Business Practices, and Motivation.

I selected the following seminars to attend.

Sound Connection Entertainment owner and New Jersey Disc Jockey Network member Jason Jani, opened the seminar schedule with an intriguing presentation, to a packed conference room, on how he has managed to balloon his business in the last few years to top-notch status. The seminar, entitled “The Brand of You” was enticing, informative, and inspiring.

Returning for his 3rd year, DJ Times DJ Entertainer of The Year finalist, and New Jersey Disc Jockey member, MikeWieder, owner of Ultimate Sounds Entertainment, delivered a sensational seminar entitled “You Don’t Have To Be Jewish to Book Mitzvahs”. Co-hosted by Chicago’s Shani Barret, in depth explanations of culture, preparation, order of customary events, and traditions.

All Star Wedding MCs’ Secrets Revealed was helmed by 2009 DJ of The Year Steve Moody, owner of Baltimore Maryland’s Steve Moody’s Music Connection, and New Jersey Disc Jockey Network Member. Featuring a half dozen successful experts in the field, attendees were feted with several nuggets for success!

The evening of Day One featured a private party at The Casbah featuring a talented line up of past DJ of The Year winners, and Black Hole recording artist JES.

This was followed by The Denon DJ Party featuring Jason Jani and VJ Roonie G.Incredible music mixes and video presentations “wowed” the crowd!

Day Two saw the opening of the Exhibit Floor with more than 70 exhibitors offering their wares at expo show prices. The talk of the town was the battery operated no wires DMX uplighting offered by several vendors.

A half dozen high quality seminars were offered on Day Two. I attended two of these.
Adam Weitz’, owner of Philadelphia based A Sharp Productions presented How an “Event Director” Can Change Your Business showed his secret to managing multilevel entertainment packages in today’s challenging market.

The day closed with The Annual New Jersey Disc Jockey Network Meeting featuring Peter Merry. The noted industry author, trainer and consultant delivered a very inspiring seminar entitled, “ Weddings- Make it Fun!”

The evening of Day Two provide the annual Promo Only / Pioneer Party at The House of Blues. Hosted by Joey Fatone and Blake Lewis, the show featured live performances by Mike Posner, Kelly Rowland, Shaggy, Salt-N-Pepa, Judy Torres, Alexis Jordan, Auburn, Jessica Jarrel, Jump Smokers, Kaci Battaglia, Tiffany Dunn & Tino Coury. The more than 6 hour event was undoubtedly the party highlight of the week!

For the hearty attendees, a second talent filled party ensued at TheBorgata featuring VJ Roonie G, Enferno, Travie McCoy, HYPER Crush, Jump Smokers, and Gibere Forte!

Day Three provide 8 additional seminars as well as the keynote speech by Sean Hollywood Hamilton. Highlights of the day included Denon’s DJ Technology Focus Group, Chauvet’s Lighting Seminar, Weddings – How to sell to Bride – and the closing seminar of the Expo—Darryl Jacobsen’s fast paced, action packed, Dances and Games DJs Play. This seminar featured segments by some of the most notable DJ entertainers in the industry, including Mike Walter, Sean “BIB DADDY” McKee, John Rozz, Johnny Kelly, Mike Wieder, Betsy Fischer, Laura Gibbons, Steve Moody, Sid Vanderpool, and others!

The evening of Day Three featured Mike Walter’s DJ Times DJ Entertainer of The Year Competition at The Casbah. With ten high quality finalist, the panel of judges were hard-pressed to declare the winners. New Jersey Disc Jockey Network members Betsy Fischer and George Kramedas took home titles! Betsy Fischer, for Best Dance and Runner up DJ of The Year, while George Kramedas won for Best Choreography. Philadelphia based Adam Weitz won DJ Entertainer of The Year with an enticing act that captivated the audience, and, apparently the judges!

Day Four essentially was the Exhibit Showroom and finally the Big Give-Away of DJ Gear around 2 PM

All in all, DJ Times XX was one of the finest expos in its history, and one of the most attended as well.

Farewell Conan, we hardly knew ye!

Well the fiasco at NBC concluded last night as Conan O’Brien exited The Tonight Show for the very last time. NBC’s big experiment to save prime time programming money failed miserably, and a very talented young host has had his career derailed by the stupidity of accountant-driven executive programmers.

Conan O'Brien

Conan "COCO" O'Brien

It was high time for Jay Leno to retire and turn over the reigns to a younger host, and Conan O’Brien had indeed paid his dues to be rewarded with the most coveted position on television. But NBC couldn’t simply have a nice orderly Bye Bye Leno transition. They had to screw up prime time programming to inject a useless Jay Leno Hour at 10 PM.

NBC’s big money saving idea eventually cost them nearly $100 Million as you consider the reported $45 Million in severance pay to Conan and his staff, along with the expense of a new $50 Million Studio for the show.

NBC has made some real blunders over the years, and this latest fiasco should keep their ratings in the dumper for a long time to come.

Remember, this is the network that cancelled the original Star Trek Series claiming it wasn’t rating worthy and had no lasting power!

It’s also the network that interrupted the 1968 AFL Football Playoff Game when in the final minutes of the game,  had a tide turning ending play, instead went to a Holiday Special called Heidi!

 That fall day in Oakland, California was a showdown between two of the best teams in the American Football League–the defending champion Oakland Raiders and the upstart New York Jets, a team that had become a force to reckon with, thanks to its able and flashy quarterback Joe Namath. Because the game was set to begin at 4:00 Eastern Time (1:00 PM in the Western time zone), there was no concern the game would run over into prime time. Most football games usually took less than three hours, so NBC felt confident it could air the game within the three-hour period, allowing the much-hyped “Heidi” to air on schedule.

What the Peacock Network did not count on was a nail-biter. Both teams were in fine form, with the lead changing hands often. By late in the fourth quarter, a 26-yard field goal by Jim Turner put the Jets ahead 32 to 29. By that time, it was just before 7:00 PM Eastern Time, and the game had just 65 seconds left to play. With so little time left, it seemed there was no way–short of a miracle–the Jets could lose. Immediately, viewers were treated to NBC’s animated peacock colour logo, before “Heidi” went on the air.  Here’s what they missed:

The game resumed after the commercial break, and the Jets suffered a penalty, giving control to Oakland. Charlie Smith ran for 43 yards for a touchdown, putting the Raiders ahead 36-to-32. But during the kick-off for the next play, the Jets’ Earl Christy allowed the football to land on the two-yard line, giving the Raiders’ Preston Ridlehuber a chance to grab the pigskin and score a SECOND touchdown for Oakland. The final score: Raiders 43, Jets 32–one of the most sensational plays in American football history.

The fallout was tremendous. It wasn’t bad for the Raiders, who later that year defeated the Jets in the AFC games and went on to win Super Bowl Three with a 16-to-7 victory over the Baltimore Colts. But the National Football League was so angry it demanded future broadcast contracts to include a provision that required the networks to air all football games in their entirety. The “Heidi Game” was one of those rare television events that caused a chain reaction–and proved once and for all the popularity of professional football in the United States. Perhaps the best final words came from Val Pinchbeck, who was the National Football League’s chief of broadcasting: “Probably the most significant factor to come out of ‘Heidi’ was, whatever you do, you better not leave an NFL football game….It sure let you know that you better not take my football away from me at 7:00 PM.”

Well, it seems NBC still hasn’t learned it’s lesson when it comes to Prime Time Programming!

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2010 Bride’s Choice Award Winner

Keansburg, New Jersey – January 19, 2010 – WeddingWire, the nation’s leading wedding technology company, just announced Steve Cie Entertainment has been selected to receive the 2010 Bride’s Choice Awards™ for Wedding DJ Entertainer.

Bride's Choice Award 2010

The annual Bride’s Choice Awards™ recognizes and celebrates excellence in quality and service within the wedding industry, as determined by recent reviews and extensive surveys from over 500,000 newlyweds.

Steve Cie Entertainment is among the top five percent of all vendors in the Wedding Wire community, which includes over 100,000 wedding professionals across the US and Canada. Awards were given to winners across 19 different service categories, from wedding venues to wedding photographers.

“We are excited to recognize and honor the success of the top wedding professionals within the Wedding Wire Community” said Timothy Chi, Wedding Wire’s Chief Executive Officer. “The annual Bride’s Choice Awards™ program has given us the unique opportunity to highlight the best wedding professionals in each region as reviewed by brides and grooms who have utilized their services in the past year.”

We are happy to announce that Steve Cie Entertainment is among the very best Wedding DJ Entertainers  within the Wedding Wire Network, which includes WeddingWire and Martha Stewart Weddings. We would like to thank our past newlyweds for nominating us for the 2010 Bride’s Choice Awards™.

For more information, please visit our WeddingWire Storefront today at www.weddingwire.com/stevecie

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Ultimate Sounds Entertainment Launches Blog!

At long last, New Jersey’s Ultimate Sounds Entertainment has launched it’s official blog. Ultimate Sounds Entertainment President Mike Wieder envisions this as a conduit for his clients and fellow Mobile DJ Industry colleagues to view both past Ultimate Sounds DJ events, as well as share Mike’s zest to find the latest, greatest technological equipment that benefits the industry.

Bookmark this site, as I know exciting things will be happening there!

www.ultimatesoundsentertainment.com/blog

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It’s Our 35th Anniversary!

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Hard to believe, but we have begun our 35th year in the mobile DJ business!

Wow, the changes that have occurred in our industry are truly amazing.

My father was a finalist on Ted Mack’s Original Amateur Hour in New York City.

He is a semi-professional singer who has been said to sound like Bing Crosby. So entertainment seems to be in my genes.

In the early 1970’s, I was a promotional announcer for a major New York Department Store, and also operated my own “pirate” radio station on Staten Island.

 

Steve Cie at a live performance circa 1982

Steve Cie at a live performance circa 1982

Back in 1975, two close friends, Ray Hogrefe and Maryann Perragallo, suggested that

I “DJ” a New Year’s Eve Party in Keyport New Jersey. They had listened to my “pirate” radio show for several years, and thought that having a “DJ” at a party would be better than having a live band.

After all, it would be less expensive; only one person to feed, and the music would be continuous. One problem—the only music I owned was by The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Crosby Stills & Nash, and some Led Zeppelin. So, with Maryann’s husband Steve’s reel-to-reel tape recorder, and a pile of borrowed records, I recorded 6 hours of taped music, along with a few 45’s, a small pile of LP’s, one turntable, a Realistic (Radio Shack) 4 channel mixer, a Capehart Stereo Amp, and a lot of optimism, proceeded to perform my first “live” DJ show!

 

It was held at The Veteran’s Of Foreign Wars Hall on the corner of Third & Waverly Streets in Keyport NJ. Over 100 people crammed into the tiny hall, and the party was a huge success! Several inquiries for upcoming events prompted me to invest in a venture that would eventually become known as “The Steve Cie Show”.

Ken Miller & Steve Cie 1980

Ken Miller & Steve Cie 1980

I started purchasing records, mostly compilation albums, to broaden my music library.

Several major department stores became my weekly destination to purchase Top 20 45’s .

The business took off, and I found myself performing at local school dances, fund raisers, and weddings. Buck Smith’s House of Brides in Middletown NJ made me their recommended “House DJ’, funneling more than 50 weddings a year to me. I learned much of what I know about handling a crowd from Mr. Smith and his daughter , Marilyn.

 

In 1977, I was invited to make an appearance on a fledgling local FM radio station. After hearing me on the air, I was offered a daily 10 minute show during the evening drive time, called “Break 89”. The show was news and commentary about the bustling CB Radio craze which was sweeping the country. A few weeks later, I was offered the morning drive-time slot, and The Steve Cie Show was born.  The station was known as “The Big V” and my by-line was Steve Cie on The Big V. The Show would run successfully for the next 5 years, at which point I decided to put more time into the blossoming Mobile DJ business.

 

One of the lynch pins of my act, was a color light show, attenuated to the beat of the music. I was one of the very first mobile DJ’s in New Jersey, and the first to incorporate this mobile color light show in my events. A simple 3 channel color organ, three strings of 100 watt colored flood lamps which clipped to the ceiling of the venue, and the atmosphere was set for a great party. The mood was set by my personality, and the sound was generated by an assortment of band style amplifiers and speakers.

 

I would lug 8 to 10 milk crates of LP’s, along with my ever growing collection of 45’s, to each event, taking requests and mixing medley’s of pop music. Eventually, technology evolved to permit digital tape recording of my music, later Compact Discs, and now, Digital Recordings of my library. It’s a good thing, since today, I would be hard pressed to carry all of my music on CD, let alone vinyl as in the old days. Digital Media allows me to carry 40,000 songs on a “Hard Drive” that weighs less than one pound!

 

Technology has also provided me with a fantastic light show. Computer controlled, these lights are known as DMX, and provide spectacular dance hall effects that wow the crowds, and set the atmosphere for fantastic parties!

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With the advent of the internet, the Mobile DJ Industry is expanding and improving, and has become the standard for entertainment at Sweet 16’s, Weddings, Bar Mitzvah’s, and Corporate Events.

 

American DJ Assn

American DJ Assn

The industry of late, has become organized, with several local and national organizations sprouting up to develop Mobile DJ’ing into a respectable and reliable industry. I am a proud member of a national concern, The American Disc Jockey Association, as well as a local state organization known as The New Jersey Disc Jockey Network. I also participate in several national conventions each year, where the latest entertainment techniques, business management tricks of the trade, and technology are unveiled.

The past 35 years have been a wild and enjoyable ride, and I hope to stay on this horse for many years ahead! I’ve taken several young DJ’s under my wing as it were, to help keep my show fresh and contemporary.

 

Buck Smith’s House of Brides is no more, and most of the well known catering halls have changed hands, and names. Broadcast radio has peaked and is now declining and the expectations of a demanding clientele cause DJ performers to be at the top of their game at all times! Although the music and technology have changed over the decades, one thing, my business by-line, has remained unchanged. “ Having an Affair?….Make Sure it’s with Steve Cie!”

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Sound Connection Entertainment & The “FaCIEd” Frontboard

Jason Jani of Sound Connection Entertainment has taken delivery of a custom made “FaCIEd” DJ Frontboard. Built exclusively to his specifications, this front board is 54 ” high and 150″ wide. It has both white and black fabric panels which are completely inter-changeable. This is a one-of-a-kind DJ Frontboard. I am very pleased to have been able to provide the prestigious Sound Connection Entertainment organization with this fabulously unique facade.

Here is a link to Jason Jani’s V-Log where he speaks about his experience with his new “FaCIEd”.

 

http://vimeo.com/7065349

2009 DJ Times Int’l DJ Expo

The 2009 DJ Times Int’l DJ Expo in Atlantic City NJ was a resounding success!
Attendance was up, there was more talent for the entertainment events, and the quality and scope of the seminars was incredible! Once again, members of the fledgling New Jersey Disc Jockey Network attended the Expo in force, delivering 9 well-attended, well delivered, seminars during the 4 day annual event held at The Trump Taj Mahal Hotel & Casino.

Trump Taj Mahal

Trump Taj Mahal

2007 DJ of the Year, Sean “Big Daddy” McKee teamed up with DJ Gerry Siracusa to deliver an inspiring seminar entitles The ABC’s of Passion. John Hadad of City Sounds Entertainment presented his “Bar Mitzvah Challenge” seminar, while Party On DJs John Heluk demonstrated the effectiveness and profitability of producing Memories with Montages. Ultimate Sounds DJs Mike Wieder followed up on his 2008 Weddings seminar, with his second edition, entitled, Weddings Be P.R.E.P.A.R.E.D. to a standing room only crowd in the large ballroom. Jason Jani of Sound Connection DJ Entertainment presented a great seminar on Booking High End Weddings, while Affair 2 Remember DJs Darryl “Jake” Jacobsen once again presented his Dances & Games DJs Play seminar to a packed audience.

The Annual NJDJN Meet Up offered three mini seminars. The American Disc Jockey Association President DJ Dr. Drax opened with his Recession Proof Your Business seminar, giving valuable tips on surviving today’s challenging economy. New Jersey Disc Jockey Network founding member, Randi Rae (Major Productions) with a tip filled seminar on finding weekday work, followed him up. National Association of Mobile Entertainers Board member Ray Martinez (Ray Mar Productions) closed the meeting with an impassioned seminar on three things you can do to be a better DJ, and person.
Three time DJ of The Year winner Marcello Pedalino of MMP Entertainment & Event Production, was on hand at every seminar, acting as Emcee, Usher, Production Assistant—wherever he could help!
At the conclusion of The NJDJN Meet Up, Marcello presented Award Plaques to President Darryl ‘ Jake” Jacobsen, and former President Randi Rae for their outstanding contribution and achievement with The New Jersey Disc Jockey Network.

NJDJN Achievement Award

NJDJN Achievement Award

Attendees were once again treated to extraordinary entertainment each night with top recording stars and prominent DJ personalities taking center stage at DJ only events at The Casbah and The neighboring House of Blues. Names like Q Bert, DJ Kris P, DJ Skribble, DJ Theo, Pitbull, Deborah Cox, The Paradiso Girls, Kristinia DeBarge, Freedom Williams, Lisette Melendez, and Kim Sozzi, wooed the DJs with their chart busting hits.

Pit Bull

Pit Bull

The Expo wrapped up with the Mike Walter (Elite Entertainment) Produced DJ of The Year Competition.
Maryland DJ Steve Moody took top honors, while New Jersey Disc Jockey Network President Darryl “Jake” Jacobsen (Affair2RememberDJs) garnered the trophy for Runner Up DJ of The Year as well as Top Honors for Best Dance of 2009.
New Jersey Disc Jockey Network members DJ George G and DJ Tony Loco rounded out the competition.

The Int’l DJ Expo had been dying a slow death for several years. But by moving it “Back To The Boardwalk” last year, and The New Jersey Disc Jockey Network members taking on a major role in seminar production, The DJ Times Int’l DJ Expo is alive and well and scheduled again for 2010.

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Michael Jackson Spectacle Unwarranted

Is the spectacle over yet?
Michael Jackson has died. The cause of death has yet to be determined. He was the self-proclaimed “King of Pop”. 25 years ago, he had the number 1 selling record album in history. His popularity was world-wide.
He had some of the greatest and most innovative dance steps ever seen. He leaves behind three children, two ex-wives, his parents and a number of brothers, sisters, nieces and nephews. He was only 50 years old.

Without any speculation, innuendo, or rumor, this is the accurate account.

Why was it necessary to drag this thing out on our national evening news for the past 10 days?
Michael Jackson was an entertainer. There have been many, many great entertainers before Michael Jackson, as there will be many, many more after his passing.

Berry Gordy stated that Michael Jackson was “…the greatest entertainer of all time…

What rubbish.
Michael Jackson was no more popular than Al Jolson, Charlie Chaplin, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Dinah Shore, Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Elvis Presley, John Lennon, Marvin Gaye, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Bobby Darin, and hundreds and hundreds of other great icons in the entertainment world.

Michael Jackson was indeed a great entertainer. But he certainly was not the greatest entertainer of all time.
And the ridiculous media spectacle surrounding his passing is completely without merit.

Los Angeles police mustered a force of nearly 3500 officers to provide security for the anticipated crowd of “mourners” that the media predicted would engulf the Staples Center. Press reports indicated that as many as a million “mourners” could be expected to flood the streets surrounding the Staples Center during the memorial service. The Associated press reported that barely 1000 people mustered in the streets surrounding the Staples Center during the 3 hour long public memorial on Tuesday. Echoes of “The Million Man March”?

Of the more than 19000 tickets distributed to enter the Staples Center, only 15000 seats were filled. The 1000 people who stood about the surrounding streets could have easily been accommodated. With a police officer stationed for every 6 people who attended the event, the City of Los Angeles suffered an unnecessary financial blow.

Without besmirching his name, it can easily be said that the hyperbole and rhetoric of the past 10 days since the death of Michael Jackson, has been an example of American stupidity.

During this very same period, 11 US Soldiers lost their lives in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Did anyone notice their passing?

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They Don’t Really Care About Us – Michael Jackson

Michael\'s Last performance

A memorial service for Michael Jackson will be held on Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles where he had been rehearsing for his London concerts.

His family announced the event as concert promoters AEG Live released a video of the singer rehearsing for the O2 gigs, two days before his death.

Some 11,000 free tickets will be made available for the service.

Meanwhile, a lawyer for Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe says she is undecided about whether to fight for custody.

Tuesday’s memorial service will start at 1000 (1700 GMT).

Footage of Jackson, recorded on 23 June, shows the star singing and dancing as he performed his hit They Don’t Really Care About Us – incorporating elements of History and She Drives Me Wild.

The star was rehearsing for a 50-date residency at the O2.

Randy Phillips, president of AEG Live, which also owns the Staples Center, said there were more than 100 hours of rehearsal footage which could be turned into a film and live albums.

“We have enough audio to make two live albums, and he’s never done a live album,” he added.

“This is really the last great work of a 21st century genius.”

Meanwhile, Benny Andersson has quashed rumours that Abba would reform to take over Jackson’s O2 dates.

“No-one’s asked us, and if they did we wouldn’t say yes,” he said in an interview filmed for BBC One’s Friday Night With Jonathan Ross.

Hearing delayed

On Thursday, Ms Rowe won a delay in a custody hearing while she decides if she wants to raise Michael Joseph Jackson Jr, known as Prince Michael, 12, and Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, 11.

The singer’s youngest son – seven-year-old Prince Michael II – was born to a surrogate mother whose identity has never been revealed.

Debbie Rowe was married to Jackson for three years
Jackson’s will asks for his mother, Katherine, 79, to have permanent custody of all three children.

A judge has now delayed a guardianship hearing – scheduled for Monday – until 13 July, at the request of Ms Rowe and Katherine Jackson, who has temporary custody of the children.

It follows media reports that Ms Rowe wanted to look after her children.

But her lawyer, Eric George, told reporters: “I am representing to you now. Debbie has not reached a final decision concerning the pending custody proceedings.”

On Thursday, it was revealed that Jackson had left Ms Rowe out of his will.

Lady GaGa sets her boobs on fire!

The 23-year-old formerly known as Stefani Germanotta must be pop’s most ruthlessly effective self-promoter since Madonna. In the last few days alone, headlines about her have read “Lady Gaga Bares All (As Usual)”; “Lady Gaga spits fire from her breasts” or, as one paper said, ” … sets her boobs on fire.”

And yet not all publicity is good publicity. Gaga’s failure to show up for scheduled shows with Take That in this city on Saturday and Sunday left 100,000 booing fans and an angry Gary Barlow. Still, forgiven by her own Mancunian fans, she arrives tonight in a blaze of roars and mobile phone cameras – opening, ironically enough, with Paparazzi, a song about being stalked by the camera’s eye. This is the level of fame Gaga has planned for, and it looks like she will get it. “Make me a star, Man-che-star!” she wails.

With her debut The Fame making its home in the top five, there are already Gaga lookalikes in an audience of mainly young females hanging on every word. Some of those words – about “the kids shooting the paparazzi”, and the mock Warhol movies between songs – go over the audience’s heads. She’s on safer ground asking, “Do you think you’re sexy?” or squealing “Man-che-star!”.

Flitting between a racy black bra to a dress apparently made of glass, Gaga is a pop cyborg, a robot Debbie Harry/Edie Sedgewick creation with a voice the size of China. She has two default modes. Like the early Material Girl, she sells aspiration – songs address being “beautiful, dirty and rich” and claim “it’s good to live expensive”, a factual statement from a girl who went to the same school as Paris Hilton.

And she sells sex. When she compares Manchester to “a good fuck” and waggles a seemingly naked bottom, you fear for the souls of the younger children in the crowd. Like Madonna, she reveals everything but actually tells us nothing. But she’s savvy enough to know she’ll need more for a career as long as Madge’s, and love songs like Brown Eyes (delivered at a glass piano) suggest there is more in the armoury of this classically trained musician.

At an hour with no encore, the show feels flimsy, but it’s hard to argue with pop hits like Poker Face and Just Dance. There are chants of “Gaga” long after flames spray from her nipples, which presumably means “Lady Gaga set Manchester on fire”.

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